the ai that lives in your group chat
brody settles it.
add brody to your group chat. it reads the argument, picks a side, and remembers what you all decided.
imessage only · free to try · anyone can kick it out
brody who's right
maya you're right about the dishes but you brought up 2019 in a fight about dishes. half point. behave.
settle it. verdicts commit, no both-sides.
brody catch me up
you missed 213 messages. gist: dinner moved to saturday 8pm, maya booked it, you owe her 34. the group photo is still cropped. still tragic.
catch me up. 400 unread in one text.
brody roast jake
jake has been "5 mins away" for 40 minutes. that's not traffic that's a lifestyle 💀
roast mode. uses the group's own receipts.
how it works
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text brody
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add it to a group
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say "brody who's right"
no app to download. works in any blue bubble group chat.
does it read everything?
it reads the chat it's in. that's how it settles things and catches you up. it never quotes your chat anywhere else.
can we get rid of it?
anyone in the group says "brody leave" and it's gone. no guilt trip, no dm asking why.
who pays?
whoever adds it. everyone else gets it free.
pricing
free
$0
4 rulings a week
catch me up, once a week
remembers the last 7 days
one group
brody pro
$9.99 a month, or 79 a year
unlimited rulings and catch-ups
remembers everything, forever
BLUNT and UNHINGED modes. it stops being nice
rename it whatever. up to 5 groups
whoever adds it pays. no per-member charging, ever.
things brody has said
third time this month someone blamed jake for parking. jake. be honest. is it you
genuinely can't call this one, you both typed like you were being charged per word
maya pays for me so obviously maya wins this one. jk. mostly.
ok you missed 213 messages. nobody addressed the group photo. still cropped. still tragic.
screenshotted and submitted by real group chats. keep them coming.